There are many ways to see the future: crystal ball, tarot cards, tea leaves, and......cheese. It's called tyromancy. So if you're looking for some insight into 2010 you don't have to look any further than your refrigerator!
And once you eat the cheese, listen to your stomach noises for more divination: that's called gastromancy.
In the past I've been guilty of this one - rhapsodomancy. Reading a random line of verse to predict the future. Using this method, here's my fortune for the year:
"No noise was to underline the notion of its being." John Ashbery
If you try let me know what it says!
And once you eat the cheese, listen to your stomach noises for more divination: that's called gastromancy.
In the past I've been guilty of this one - rhapsodomancy. Reading a random line of verse to predict the future. Using this method, here's my fortune for the year:
"No noise was to underline the notion of its being." John Ashbery
If you try let me know what it says!
tyromancy is really a thing. well i'll be. it features in the latest hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book, but i thought it was just made up. cause, seriously...cheese?
ReplyDeleteI am reminded of a saying I used to apply to my wife before we even dated. "She makes me feel all cheesy" and now she is my future
ReplyDeletelooking forward to your new blog...
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